December 2011
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“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– Neil Gaiman
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Watch Out: There's a Whole New Year Coming.
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde. (via myrustyhalo)
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SHERLOCK'S FACE WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO JUMP AND THEN...
loveliuessy:
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You Know There's an Age Gap When...
Ski instructing. This particular piece happened on the chairlift.
Me: “So, what do you do for fun?” 11-yr-old-boy: “Uhm, play Legos, play Playstation 3…” Me: “That’s cool! What’s your favorite PS3 game?” 11-yr-old: “You know what a PS3 is?”
“Allah is more merciful to you than you are to yourself.”
– (via abdulbary)
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SOPA Emergency IP list →
sowingdoubt:
anglophonic:
So when these assfucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com 72.247.244.88 imgur.com 173.231.140.219 google.com 74.125.157.99 youtube.com 74.125.65.91...
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“If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried...”
– my fortune cookie
Holiday Humility
It’s a bit of a pity party til the end, so bear with me:
I had just waited for half an hour at Plato’s Closet to sell some relatively recent purchases of mine that no longer fit, only to find that my wardrobe was worth a measly $1.88. That deflated my hopes of getting a nice crisp $20 for my Christmas Present Fund pretty quick. As a last ditch effort, I went to my local bank where I...
Lucifer literally translates to "light-bearer"
Weird.
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“All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave...”
– Anatole France (via thelittlephilosopher)
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“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her...”
– Oscar Wilde
Knowing that you are being denied a thing can only make you want it more.
Ergo temptation.
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“FREEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”
– William Wallace, Braveheart
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo U.S. Release Trailer.... →
A Letter from My Lactose Intolerance:
Hey Body.
Just wanted to let you know, you kinda overdid it the other day. So, to remind you that EXCESSIVE CHEESE IS BAD FOR YOU, I’m going to attack your upper digestive system. You may be feeling some slight discomfort, but I’m sure you remember the last time you wanted to throw up just to end it only to realize that doesn’t help either.
Remember, we’re in this...
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“The small intestine…is a coiled, thin-walled tube about 6 meters in length in the unembalmed cadaver. (We do not know the exact length [of small intestine] in a living human because it would be physically diffiuclt to measure…and would cause severe discomfort to a living individual.)”
Good job, anatomy book. One celebratory clap for you.
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How to Study All Night: A Step-By-Step Guide →
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“Unlike boys, who tend to bully acquaintances or strangers, girls frequently...”
– Rachel Simmons, quoted in The Gendered Society by Michael Kimmel (fourth edition)
(at least one of my finals is going to be interesting)
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